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i will choose love over money over and over and over and over and over and over again

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if i die from a prolonged tooth infection getting to my brain or whatever can you make sure my cats get 2 cans of fancy feast each night and purevita dry food during the day and sing to them all our little songs it’s my dying wish

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upon seeing a movie once: can you make fun of me for being lactose intolerant during sex

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happier than i’ve been in a long time

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if i host a bday party for tupac would you come

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sanctuary was a+++

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grateful for people who don’t expect me to act smaller or dim my light so they can shine more

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happy birthday america and louisiana 🇺🇸 🏳️‍🌈

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as you may or may not know my impressions of people are impeccable to a bizarre degree and i have been working on my one of cam where he goes “i think fruit’s too big!” which i can’t wait to present for everyone at my quinceañera 💃

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very sad to have missed tami’s performance tonight but also very proud to know this gem who never fails to wear the shit out of an outfit

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me every time: no more musicians

me every time: one more musician.

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work was fine. ride home was awful.

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every horoscope for today is about how shit is about to hit the fan at work. i am kind of already prepared for this bc it basically already did the other day and i cannot. stress. enough. i am trying so hard to fix the things i do wrong it is literally so difficult to be a normal human for some reason (many obvious reasons) but i stg i am trying! i’m trying so hard it physically hurts.

intactics:

more like LGTB (lets get this bread)

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if i go to tijuana for a root canal will you watch my cats and sleep soundly in my bed with them